Anyone else who likes to read those short articles on msn.com or yahoo.com that dispense relationship wisdom or advice? Offering tantalizingly bite-sized tips from the editors of any number of magazines such as Cosmopolitan, something called hitchedmag.com or Men’s Journal?
I admit it. I do.
And here’s an example why, with the title of How to Tell if Your Guy is Lying. (Come on. You want to know.)
Behavior you Should Avoid, People..
I can think of some more potent editorial revisions, though. (We need specifics, right??)
Fidgeting: instead of ‘leg movements’ how about “leg movements where his legs are taking him the opposite direction from where you are sitting/standing”?
Gesturing: adding that preposition “of” would work well– “wringing of hands”. Biblical + Dramatic = Clearly Lying.
Abnormal Eye Contact: something more dramatically descriptive, maybe… “rapid eye gyrations or bulging,” perhaps? That would be a heck of a sign of something at any rate…
Cleaning up his surroundings: how about an example? “Sudden urge to clean up litter from nearby highways” might work.
Wiping Sweat: alright, shouldn’t we be told whose sweat is being wiped??
The dissembling game is over, friends.
How to Tell if Your Guy is Lying
Anyone else who likes to read those short articles on msn.com or yahoo.com that dispense relationship wisdom or advice? Offering tantalizingly bite-sized tips from the editors of any number of magazines such as Cosmopolitan, something called hitchedmag.com or Men’s Journal?
I admit it. I do.
And here’s an example why, with the title of How to Tell if Your Guy is Lying. (Come on. You want to know.)
Behavior you Should Avoid, People..
I can think of some more potent editorial revisions, though. (We need specifics, right??)
Fidgeting: instead of ‘leg movements’ how about “leg movements where his legs are taking him the opposite direction from where you are sitting/standing”?
Gesturing: adding that preposition “of” would work well– “wringing of hands”. Biblical + Dramatic = Clearly Lying.
Abnormal Eye Contact: something more dramatically descriptive, maybe… “rapid eye gyrations or bulging,” perhaps? That would be a heck of a sign of something at any rate…
Cleaning up his surroundings: how about an example? “Sudden urge to clean up litter from nearby highways” might work.
Wiping Sweat: alright, shouldn’t we be told whose sweat is being wiped??
The dissembling game is over, friends.